Some like it hawt (me!). Looking at these photographs it's not hard to see how this beautiful woman captured the entire planet's attention. So take the time to contemplate what real women used to look like.
With the right camera, a badass lens and some serious photography skills you can almost make golf look exciting. Impressive stuff. Apply that to a genuinely exciting sport and the pics are trouser moisteningly good.
Fierce female abdominals are always going to be a divisive topic to debate. Some of us love them, others loathe them. Frankly I don't mind either way so long as the owner of those amazing abs can make a good sammich.
It's akin to drawing on the Mona Lisa with a colored crayon. So sad. You can always tell who they are because luckily they'll have a tattoo that looks similar to one of these resting just above their buttocks.
Yep, that's right, the fabled Spring Break is drawing ever closer and the main reason why you went to college to study will become apparent. It's a time to meet with other students and converse about coursework and everything educational. Isn't it?
For some of us that sit at a computer all day, having the odd slice (or 10) of pizza to keep us going, the thought of shedding the pounds and toning up to a six-packed muscle-bound human might seem impossible. Apparently though it isnt.
We are eternally destined to love and worship the fairer sex, but heed this warning! They might look totally hot - But there's always a downside - Just make sure you get to test the goods before you commit for life :(
Sometimes even the most intellectual, most articulate, most educated, most scholarly, most worldly, most experienced, most logical, most calm, most intelligent people see things and only two words come to mind: HOLY SH*T!
The worst kept Victoria's Secret is just how smoking hot Erin Hetherton looks in her bra and panties. Jaw-dropping, traffic-stopping, trouser-tentingly hot. If you wouldn't let her eat biscuits in bed then you're not a real man.
There IS such a thing as perfection - Not only will this girl get her friends together for wild parties with you, she is absolutely stunning. It's a rare combination of pretty face, ample assets, a perky butt and a commitment to please her man. Perfect!
Who doesn't like thongs? Surely one of the greatest inventions man has ever come up with, second maybe to only the micro bikini. Forget the internet, forget the printing press, forget penicillin, this is what's it's all about.