Some like it hawt (me!). Looking at these photographs it's not hard to see how this beautiful woman captured the entire planet's attention. So take the time to contemplate what real women used to look like.
It's currently one of my favourite dreams, two girls meet across a crowded room, move towards each other, remove any unwanted clothing and then lock lips and swap saliva - it usually ends with both them offering to make me a sammich!
It's a wonder of nature that females can preserve their modesty with only a small piece of adhesive plastic. If i ever meet the person who invented this most wonderful of devices i will buy him a large drink!
She's an English lingerie and catwalk model who made headlines during the 2006 FIFA World Cup as the girlfriend of England football star Peter Crouch - AKA: a 'WAG'. If i was a dog it wouldn't be just my tail that was wagging when she was around :)
A theme park called Jeju Loveland in South Korea, dedicated to the greatest pastime in the world. Go marvel at the stone labia, the sculptures and enthralling exhibits like the fapping-cycle. It beats another saccharine year at Disney World, surely?
If you like your women flexible, then look no further. These ladies are all high-kicking bendy babes who can perform the splits at the drop of a hat. When you think about it. the splits isn't really much use for anything SFW, but it does look nice...
Ok, so lets be honest here, any girl with freckles instantly adopts a special sort of 'girl-next-door' charm, add to that the fact she is already a cute looking celebrity and you are pretty much onto a winner.
Here is a superb solution when it comes down to trying to remember 'what' dead President belongs with 'what' bill denomination - Stick a celebrity on the note and you will be able to recite them with no trouble.