Some like it hawt (me!). Looking at these photographs it's not hard to see how this beautiful woman captured the entire planet's attention. So take the time to contemplate what real women used to look like.
In space no one can hear you scream, but in Hollywood it's a different story as rival studios race to produce a movie with pretty much the same storyline and get it into the cinema before their rival does. Here's just a few well known offenders.
She is a cute model from Israel - Height: 5' 9" - Bust: 38.5" - Waist: 23" - Hips: 36" - Hair: Light Brown - Eyes: Blue-Green - Shoes 38-39 - Jeans 26 - The only other vital statistic missing here is her telephone number - DAMN!
If you live in the first world you're probably toiling under a constant barrage of earth shattering problems that only other people who live in the first world can empathise with, like these. Here's to you, you poor unfortunate souls.
Don't expect to see these books in stores any time soon, most of these are photoshops but some are real, I could definitely see someone making 'cooking with pooh'. It would probably sell well, just not to kids.
How VERY true! Usually this warning accompanies imagery so disturbing it seers itself into your retina for all time but not in this gallery. Fear not, these are images that will just make you look at common things a bit differently.
It's enough to make you fear for future generations. Mothers seem to like to to put their kids in innapropriate sexual situations, dads love to get their kids acquanted with wild animals and guns. Why do some people breed?
Who needs to go up into the wilds to witness the wonders of nature and admire some beautiful terrain capped with spectacular peaks, not me, that's who! I get all the scenery i need at the beach looking at the local attractions!
You might think that only a weirdo would participate in a facial hair grooming contest. Judging by the look of some of these gentlemen, you might just be right. Let's just say that they all look a little excentric...