Some like it hawt (me!). Looking at these photographs it's not hard to see how this beautiful woman captured the entire planet's attention. So take the time to contemplate what real women used to look like.
Although it's creepy to watch people sleep and it's creepy to stare at young girls, we trust the viewer has nothing but thoughts for the quality of beauty sleep these teenage girls are getting - NOT! - Sleep my pretties, sleeeeep...
Sorority parties, guaranteed to have lots of booze, lots of girls in their underwear and lots of outrageous behaviour. Sounds like great fun, so where the hell is my invite? When I die I hope the afterlife is one long endless sorority party.
It's time for a sumptuous helping of hand-assisted-asset maidens and their ongoing quest to discover the joys of themselves, friends and strangers all lending a helping hand to, what seems, a seriously perfect occasion :)
The day you fear the most is back to bite you in the ass and spoil that happy routine you get into at the weekend. Time to face the week and man-up, brush off the sleep, kill the hangover with caffine and immerse yourself with these lolz.
There really is something about cute chicks and BIG guns that makes any red blooded male start salivating in a way that will only end in tears - Hot little Heather is really packing some rather fine artillery - WOW!
In a busy world such as ours it's no wonder that FAIL stares us in the face all the time, yet we fail to see it unless someone points it out to us. Once we have seen the wonder of subliminal FAIL it can never be unseen.
It's an important event in any young persons life that they try their hardest to get into college and do their best with their parents hard-earned cash. Not to study, but to have fun. And of course drink LOTS of beer. Lots.
You've passed out due to one to many root beers and your friends have taken the liberty of abusing your comatose body. Most of this abuse you wouldn't want to be awake for but fear not, there will lots of photos.
A photo that you can keep hold of into your old age, that you can look back on and gaze into the full majesty of your youthful prime. Unfortunately for this lot, their prime was not very majestic. Fortunately for us, it was very amusing.