Some like it hawt (me!). Looking at these photographs it's not hard to see how this beautiful woman captured the entire planet's attention. So take the time to contemplate what real women used to look like.
Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.
Papbeasts! A fleshy select of them camera-friendly sexpots who live in magazines and on Twitter: Aubrey O'Day, Adrianne Curry, Gemma Atkinson, Kate Upton, Kim Kardashian, Miranda Kerr, Rihanna, Tulisa and more.
If you think about it, girls spend a lot of time being intimate in each other's company, telling secrets, trying on clothes, checking out their bods. It's no wonder that sometimes they go a little bit further. There really IS a god!
Taken with a fast enough shutter and a skilled photographer, a picture of someone getting water thrown at them can look as good as these. They might not be the most practical hats in the world but they're pretty damn cool looking!
As the summer (yes, it really does exist) draws nearer, one respite is that the clothes worn gets fewer and at last, those pale bits of our bodies were only consigned to areas of our body that rarely saw the sun come out to play.
Welcome to the fine line that exists between 'hawt' & 'helpless' in relation to the fairer sex. It's a zone in which just one drink too many and all of a sudden the world/party/evening is an entirely different place for a cutie.
So four more years for Barrack. It wasn't really a tough call to make. Like picking between the Fresh Prince and Monty Burns. Whether you're celebrating or drowning your sorrows, do it with a Monday morning dump.
There IS such a thing as perfection - Not only will this girl get her friends together for wild parties with you, she is absolutely stunning. It's a rare combination of pretty face, ample assets, a perky butt and a commitment to please her man. Perfect!