Some like it hawt (me!). Looking at these photographs it's not hard to see how this beautiful woman captured the entire planet's attention. So take the time to contemplate what real women used to look like.
There really is something about cute chicks and BIG guns that makes any red blooded male start salivating in a way that will only end in tears - Hot little Heather is really packing some rather fine artillery - WOW!
Lets face it guys, there is nothing more 'WANT' on this planet than a cute chick wearing not-very-much - Actually there is!!! - LOTS of cute chicks together in the same location, with the same dirty thoughts in their minds - I think i'm in hottie heaven!
I know it may be hard to imagine but it wasn't too long ago when a men's hairstyle like the mullet was king and a 'must-have', whilst the ladies preferrerd hair that was BIG. But that was just the tip of the FAIL iceberg.
Hot women in sports jerseys! You know the scene: tight bods wrapped in tiny tops, taught midriff, ponytail cap, big SMILE. It what we in the trade like to term Jock Fodder. Right, now who wants to down a yard of Jager and sit on our lap, eh?
Cometh the DuckMen! It's time to facepalm hard & not want to live on this planet anymore because Duckface disease has now started to permeate into the human males of the species. We're well & truly 'ducked' people. Be afraid.
Someone should make a fetish site where sexy women make men sammiches, they wouldn't even have to be naked, you could do sandwich webcams & charge a fortune - I'd pay, it would be a winner I guarantee it.