Some like it hawt (me!). Looking at these photographs it's not hard to see how this beautiful woman captured the entire planet's attention. So take the time to contemplate what real women used to look like.
Just some of the most awesome pictures we could find floating around the internet over the weekend. Here's hoping they make Monday a little more bearable. So bend over, grab your ankles and brace yourself for the 'Monday Morning Dump!'
There's a percentage of people who go "clubbing" who like to drink their own weight in cheap cider and then do dead shameful things in front of cameras. These people are commonly referred to as "Dicks".
Well designed, trendy, sleek, virus free and 'not too bright' girls think they're cool, so buy her one and you may find she might service your hard drive or give you Steve Jobs for a month, or you could just get a PC and download some pr0n...
Welcome to the fine line that exists between 'hawt' & 'helpless' in relation to the fairer sex. It's a zone in which just one drink too many and all of a sudden the world/party/evening is an entirely different place for a cutie.
Cats and dogs like nothing more than curling up on the couch and chilling the hell out, but sometimes life isn't as easy as that, sometimes the furniture bites back—and results in these hilarious (for us) consequences.
Ah, the internet, where the pretty girls are either kinda fat, ugly, both, or not females at all but old men. It's all trickery. These girls have mastered the clever use of angles to conceal what they really look like.
The worst kept Victoria's Secret is just how smoking hot Erin Hetherton looks in her bra and panties. Jaw-dropping, traffic-stopping, trouser-tentingly hot. If you wouldn't let her eat biscuits in bed then you're not a real man.
We are what we eat - It's a great statement, but if only that were true! Sure, they're probably all entirely devoid of nutrition and full of weird carcinogens that are known to cause turbo cancer, but who the hell cares? YOLO, mofo.
So Israel is all kicking off at the moment. I wont pretend I know exactly what's going on, but everyone's got sand in their bajingo about it. Israel is pretty much all sand so the scale of the problem is huge. Cue: an amusing distraction!