Some like it hawt (me!). Looking at these photographs it's not hard to see how this beautiful woman captured the entire planet's attention. So take the time to contemplate what real women used to look like.
Scantily clad soapy women cleaning cars, draped over them like human chamois leathers, you cannot go wrong with that formula! Hang on, what is that intruder? How did this happen? Somebody pass the harpoon, I'm going to put it out of its misery...
You would think a virgin would grab the opportunity to grab some flesh but it seems that evolution has come up with a way seperating the men from the boys on this matter, obvious signs are 'hover hand' and outright body awkwardness!
We are what we eat - It's a great statement, but if only that were true! Sure, they're probably all entirely devoid of nutrition and full of weird carcinogens that are known to cause turbo cancer, but who the hell cares? YOLO, mofo.
This is the only way to neck a shot of your favourite tipple, be it Jack Daniels on bellybutton or cleavage tequila, so the next time you order at the bar, drink your drink from a lady's orifice, pints of beer may cause a few problems however...
She has to be the ultimate WAG there is and probably married to the biggest soccer playing idiot on the planet, how the hell could he cheat on this uber chick? Either way, she could play with my balls any time she wants to - HUBBA!
"Houston, we have a problem" - I love a toned chick, but when she has a six pack and guns that would put you to shame then you know that this girl means business! Somehow i think i can predict who'd be the boss in the bedroom!
Probably looking to regain her Hollywood goddess status after taking a break and having a baby, Jessica Alba shows us her post-natal curves, and if I'm not mistaken her milk containers seem to have grown a little bit larger, am I wrong? YUM!!!!
Nicholas Cage is not only the best actor of our generation but probably the best actor that has everand will ever exist. Fact. To honour his glorious visage someone has righted many wrongs by casting him in as many films as possible. All Hail the CAGE!