Some like it hawt (me!). Looking at these photographs it's not hard to see how this beautiful woman captured the entire planet's attention. So take the time to contemplate what real women used to look like.
These women ain't just "fit" they are "PWOPER FIT": you could play their stomachs like fleshy glockenspiels. They probably get up stoopid early, are dead funny about what they eat and in turn what you eat, but SH*T, THEY HOT! Check it.
Stop your grinning and drop your linen and prepare for a total babe-fest overload! You can never have too many fine females to drool over, get ready for some seriously awesome babe appreciation material - WOW!
Roll on the weekend & lets get ready to party like it was....last Friday night, and the one before! The wonder of watching chicks get excited about the prospect of music, alcohol & fun is something to (be)hold with both hands!
The now classic subversion of the motivational poster has been around for so long that it's hard to tell when it started. That doesn't mean that it's gotten stale though, as this gallery perfectly illustrates.
How do some girls still manage to look hot with their heads stuck in the toilet? It would be a sad world where girls couldn't get drunk like this and sad guys who might take advantage of a drunk girl are spoiling it for everyone.
From the truffle shuffle to Tony Montana's bid for world domination they are all in there. If there is a film in this gallery you haven't seen then you need to do so quickly, they are all excellent parts of cinema history.
The sea isn't exactly a busy shopping mall, so these boat b*stards have taken the opportunity to name the floater whatever they like. It's humor on the high seas and i'm 'shore' it helps with cabin fever.
Oh nightlife, you so classy. Sure, going out with friends and consuming alcohol can be incredibly suave and sophisticated, but more often than not it descends into uncouth shenanigans and tomfoolery. For shame!
Please let me take one, i'm not fussy, any of them will do, honest! If only life was that simple, walking up to a beautiful girl and saying 'I'll take you please' and that was all there was to it. DAMN :(