Some like it hawt (me!). Looking at these photographs it's not hard to see how this beautiful woman captured the entire planet's attention. So take the time to contemplate what real women used to look like.
Only a small gallery, but seeing as it embodies some of the worst things imaginable that's actually a good thing. Every single one of these things is enough to reduce a grown man to tears amidst cries of "1st world problem!"
Here's another hawt Brazilian actress no-one's ever heard, but who cares when she looks this good? She's got long blonde hair, has a lovely tanned body & she's getting all deviant with some handcuffs! I'd like an all dayer with her!
Girls & guns, what better combo could there possibly be?. Not that it matters, there's something about a babe with a weapon, it instantly gives her attitude despite the fact she doesn't know how to take the safety off.
Childhood, there's no better place to impregnate fears that will stay with you, which you can build into neuroses & eventually have a breakdown in mid-life ending up in therapy, nobody knows that better than the monsters in a child's mind :(
Knowing one end of a camera from another and being able to take a good picture is one thing, but if you don't have interesting subject matter you've got nothing. Every one of these pictures has great subject matter and are total classics.
As the summer dials itself up to 11 and hawt gets hotter, one respite is that the clothes worn gets fewer and at last, those pale bits of our bodies were only consigned to areas of our body that rarely saw the sun come out to play.
Quirky makeup, lots of photoshop, high angle and heavy pouting. All signs that you could be looking at an Emo. Here are some examples to help you spot them. When they're this good-looking though, who cares if they're legit!?
An ode to ass, a tribute to the derriere, a bibliography of the badonkadonk. So much high quality meat you'll want to go on the Atkins diet. It's like christmas all over again, I think I'm going to have to go on a detox.
So, the world didn't end despite Gangnam Style getting over 1bn views on Youtube. I thought if anything would kickstart the apocalypse it would be that nonsense. Anyway, here are some pics to celebrate! WOO YAY!