Some like it hawt (me!). Looking at these photographs it's not hard to see how this beautiful woman captured the entire planet's attention. So take the time to contemplate what real women used to look like.
As my dad used to say, "let sleeping girls lie", or was that dogs, who cares! There is something mesmerizing watching a cutie cuddle up and close her eyes - I LOVE the total vulnerability of a female when she is fast asleep - Dreaming of ME.
Lets face it,, if you can find a girl who is willing to sit through all 6 episodes of Star Wars and then dress as one of the characters you are in with a very good chance of penetrating her hidden rebel base!
Welcome to the fine line that exists between 'hawt & helpless' in relation to the fairer sex. It's a zone in which just one drink too many and all of a sudden the world/party/evening is an entirely different place for a party girl.
There aren't too many other ways a party could get any better than this for a red-blooded male, but alas, it looks like it's girls-only - This has got to go down as one of the greatest acts of cock-tease ever uploaded to the internet - OMFG !
So four more years for Barrack. It wasn't really a tough call to make. Like picking between the Fresh Prince and Monty Burns. Whether you're celebrating or drowning your sorrows, do it with a Monday morning dump.
So, the world didn't end despite Gangnam Style getting over 1bn views on Youtube. I thought if anything would kickstart the apocalypse it would be that nonsense. Anyway, here are some pics to celebrate! WOO YAY!
If you've never watched he uber-stylish TV show 'Mad Men' then not only are you a dork of the highest order you've been missing out on some of the finest booty known to man - Think back to a time when cars were big & so were the bumpers on the chicks!
Who says that cute chicks have to follow the rules of 'cuteness' to appear attractive in a dude's eyes? It's obvious that these females are on to the fact that being funny makes them even more desirable to the opposite sex!
Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rock-stars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be afraid.
If you live in the first world you're probably toiling under a constant barrage of earth shattering problems that only other people who live in the first world can empathise with, like these. Here's to you, you poor unfortunate souls.