When Sir Hugh Beaver thought up the idea of The Guinness Book of Records, he probably wasn't thinking about all the seriously weird ideas stupid people would come up with to get in the book - OMG !
Have you ever been in a situation where you are chatting up a cute chick and it's going great .......... Until she mentions she has a boyfriend ! I can TOTALLY relate to this dudes reactions, but would be too scared to go this far - LOL !
She's well into her extreme sports and with this slick baby she'll never miss any pro corned beef hash wolfing or any extreme hotdog consumption action ever again! Makes me wanna go straight out and chomp down a few sticks of the finest butter right now!
Sometimes you just have to get down on your knees and thank god for giving man such a brilliant invention as the internet - Where else could you get unlimited access to honey heaven with the click of your finger :)
What makes a great male pr0n star? It's one of those questions that all red-blooded males have thought to themselves at one time or another - And the answer is SIMPLE! - All you need to make it is a cool 70's moustache - It's that easy!