As if it didn't hurt like a bitch when it's done in real-time - It looks over 1000x more painful when it's slowed down to 4000th of a second - I bet the poor gunniea pig never knew what hit him - OUCH !
A big fat lady singing stood on a table, there is only one thing that is going to happen and she falls so hard she almost falls into the next dimension.
If all that is stopping you getting lucky with a cute girl is just 3 little words how low would you sink to get what you wanted? Even if the girl in question was deaf - OMG :(
What could be better than a nice relaxing massage with the perfect happy ending? And to top off the whole situation the masseuse is a busty Asian babe designed by god.
Ever wondered how man managed to circle the planet in the days of steam ships and no panes or cars? Well wonder no longer - The title pretty much says it all - LMAO!
Getting the perfect photo of yourself is a bind. Have you got what it takes ? If you wanna make sure you're not going to get a thumb in the frame, then you need special skills my friend...
So you've had a one night stand and you actually quite like each other, so before leaving your telephone number you just need to go and have a dump in his toilet - This is where it ALL starts to go completely FUBAR for this chick!!!