Yeah, your homemade flamethrower is good enough to torch one bush, but you're going to need a lot more firepower if you're going to go out and take on a whole hedge, son.
Dude, this isn't Hogwarts and while we're at it, whats with the shorts? He also forgot to say Wingardium Leviosa. Of course, saying that would have been an even bigger turn off for the girl.
Very cool first and third person perspective of Jed Mildon pulling off the world's first BMX triple backflip. You know he has some balls to try this. Even Eliot and ET didn't get enough air time or have enough cahoners to do this trick.
So yeah, and then this happened. Anyone who was knocking this kid back in the day, don't see yo aiss busting some rhymes with the Fidmeister Gen. Just imagine the hot chickeroos they'll be going out to grind the night away with.
Is this what kids these days mean when they say they want to 'drop it like it's hot'? Because this really doesn't look that hot I have to say. This fail-merchant should have stayed at his decks where it's safe!
Having a hard time with dating the 'ladiees'? If you need a surefire way to accrue a plentiful supply female admirers you can't beat a tesla coil hat that plays the Mortal Kombat theme music. It works. Trust me.
Well, I suppose one has to admire this guy's 'Pull out all the stops' damage control plan, but I'm pretty sure that at this point in time I'd probably be making some serious inquiries into what "entire mouth replacement surgery" costs these days.
Now you are asking yourself.. Why the hell do I wanna watch some chick doing dishes?.. Well lets just say not too many dishes get done and lots of water ends up all over Madden's T-shirt.. Say no more
Watch closely the creepy looking blonde-haired kid, and look where he points to - that's right, his flux capacitor. WTF? indeed. I'm betting it's not a kid but a randy midget. Marty, get the DeLorean and escape to the future!
Ah, a foaming vagina. Of course! An ancient deadly ninja art that sadly has long passed from human knowledge. It’s time it was brought back, with a vengeance. It wouldn’t be such a bad way to go - Prepare to enter the WTF? zone!