You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but maybe you don't have to? When you think of mixed martial arts you normally think of youngish guys having it out with each other. Well not this time. This guy is old and fat, but still super tough.
Looking for the perfect gift for that 'special' person you can't live without? Simple, give her a 'Heart Attack' - For when you want this birthday to be her last. It's probably not the present she was hoping for, but who cares, she'll be dead!
Holy double-entendre Batman! He may act all stoical and monk-like, but The Batman is really just a perv like every other latex-wearing crime fighter. His mind is like a Carry-On film, full of latent innuendos just waiting to come erupting forth.
Hahahaha, this kid's parents are teaching him all the right life skillz - I'm sure this little guy is a little too old to be riding around in a buggie? Either way this was a brilliant way to wake him up, although a little harsh.