You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but maybe you don't have to? When you think of mixed martial arts you normally think of youngish guys having it out with each other. Well not this time. This guy is old and fat, but still super tough.
Question: You're in a store and a robbery takes place. Bummer. Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour? A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be the hot chick, no? Preferably in leather hot pants and not much else.
Not content with throwing the pig-skin with pinpoint accuracy across a football field this super-jock has taken his skillz off the playing fieald and into an urban domain with some awesomely impressive results!
Just remember, you are NEVER safe with a donut! A seagull swoops out of nowhere and steals this guy's donut the moment he puts it in his mouth. The look of pain on his face is almost saddening - You snooze you lose bozo!
This is why I always get a professional to do all my auto work and make sure I buy American. When things fall apart, you can always sue the mechanic. But, in this case i would go and hide my head in shame - LMAO!
A Rube Goldberg Machine that turns the page of your news paper, it's doesn't really get much better than that does it? Way easier than just turning the page with your hands…I mean, who wants to expend energy doing that?