It's a sad story of fate and despair. He might not mean to dress and act like a hipster but that is exactly what he is. Watch your step douchebags because this could happen to anyone. Be afraid, be VERY afraid.
If you see your chick browsing through this little number you have two choices. 1 take the book off her straight away and burn it or 2 start looking for a new girlfriend.
Whoever said that language isn’t a universal thing never considered the unspoken language of ‘love’. It may sound like complete Russian to most of us, but trust me, your brain will translate the important bits!
Siri on iPhone 4S lets you use your voice to send messages, place phone calls, ask questions and, waay more importantly, argue with your other partner. Nothing beats screaming abuse through the medium of modern technology.
Sometimes you just have to get down on your knees and thank god for giving man such a brilliant invention as the internet - Where else could you get unlimited access to honey heaven with the click of your finger :)
A bit of cold weather isn't going to stop these babes from a bit of outdoor fun. Throw caution to the wind and brave the elements - I bet their peanuts are like bullets made of diamonds.
Having watched this I have started planting sharp objects at every possible location in my apartment - I am now waiting for my girlfriend to kiss me ! (it may take some time for this plan to work)
Like you need any tips on receiving something you definitely DON'T want. The Horse, Break U's dean of nutshots, presents a how-to for novices interested in learning the correct procedure for receiving a swift traumatic blow to the nuts.
If you’re going to parody Rebecca Black’s “My Moment”, then why the hell not do it wearing a wolf suit. If only Ms Black herself was a little more interesting and decided to dress up in various animal suits...
Karla Spice is in fact so hot in her bikini, she needs to jusp into the pool at regular intervals or risk a case of spontaneous combustion. Well, that or she just wants to take a dip, in either case it makes for damn fine eye candy!