This is what women who cant get any fellas do. They get one of these "patches" stick it on and it feels like that have had a dude all night. It gets rid of all their cravings.
The waiting is nearly over, once again it's time to become a deadly assassin. You'll freely roam the city of Venice dispatching your victims with an array of weapons: slicing, stabbing, flying, swimming, doing whatever it takes.
A young man recounts a day at the mall with a girl he found unacceptable - Well, that's ONE way of putting it - I'd say it's more a case of not getting exactly what you want!! This is some seriously funny sh#t :)
Brilliant parody of Sherlock Holmes and the Hound of the Baskervilles - The subtle twist here is that it is performed as a rap song and contains some rather cute looking Victorian honies - SWEET!
It IS the season to be jolly and this guy gets so carried away with spreading some yuletide cheer that he puts his recorder in the wrong hole when he plays this song - UGGH!!!
Next time your having an orgasm make sure you aren't pull the most ridiculous face. Because there is a chance that you could sever the tendons in your face and be stuck like it forever.