Have you ever thought what it would be like to replace the main characters in Star Wars with Barrak Obama and Hillary Clinton - Actually, it makes the whole Star Wars epic a lot more realistic than ever - LOL!
This is disturbing for many reasons. So many reasons. Firstly, there is no evidence whether this is a man or a woman. None whatsoever. Also, he/she is singing a Katy Perry song, and he/she looks strangely like a very, very fat Russel Brand.
The wait is finally over, so time to release that battle cry of barely contained excitement as the enthralling new instalment of the craft of conflict arrives this year. Snow mobiles, hostiles, underwater missions - prepare yourself!
He aimed for the pink but ended up on the brown and now he's feeling pretty down about it, but don't worry dude, we all make mistakes. Best thing to do is to sing a little song about it to the one and only Scott Baio, Chachi himself.
How the hell does a canine know that it's Jeebus' birthday, get real! But that doesn't stop him getting over-excited like everyone else and proving that Santa isn't the only person who comes once a year. Yuck!
She might have all the skills in the world which enable her to peel bananas with her feet, and even pour wine with them too. Actually if she could cook a meal as well that would be impressive - BUT her best skill is simply shaking her ass - Enjoy everybody!
Are your parents ordinary people just like everyone else? I bet you think they are! But it's probably best you let them know if you are ever coming home unexpectedly just so you don't get your 'ordinary-parental' bubble fantasy burst - WTF?
Lets face it, things like this don't happen nearly often enough! I don't know why these guys are getting embarrassed about being near an almost naked chick i would be loving it, and that its a total cutie.
The main thing to do when you're in control of your own transport is to make sure you look where you're going. Sadly for this person they forgot to do that. I bet you can't work out who the crash victim is gonna be?