Picture the scene, cute girls are blindfolded, expecting to kiss the hunky guys in front of them - Then the guys are switched with monkeys and the fun begins!
I've always wanted to see her voluptuous body squeezed into some latex. Only in my dreams and fevered imagines had it come anywhere close to realization. Until this, that is. I wonder if any of my other impure thoughts will come true. Hmmm...
The best way to deal with a chick like this is to man up and tell her to shut the hell up, if that doesn't work then seriously review whether it's worth employing the services of a hitman to silence her - For life! NO man has to endure this - LMAO!
This speech was given at a wedding reception where 300 people were in attendance. The bride and groom are both attorneys. And he is right on the edge of needing to find some legal advice, brilliant.
Making mischief and wrecking the place, sounds like someone I know. But it definitely isn’t them because they can’t fly. I might not know what this thing is but I still want one. No in fact, I want a whole army of them. That’d be sweet.
Sometimes it's good to be cruel to be kind - And damn funny! Why did his brother have to wake him up like that? He looked just like an angel food cake while he was sleeping. Fat boy freak out X 10!