His name is Don Renfrow and he didn't just see his life flash before him - He also saw his death! This dude's SO lucky he should go out and buy a lotto card quick - OMG!
It's essential for girls to keep the leg stubble at bay - cos it even makes buses into much safer places for the essential back seat make-out session ! It's the inter-connectedness of all things !
It looks like one of the coolest bands on the planet has just notched the temperature guage even further into the 'coolness' zone with the release of their new music video "Pork and Beans" with a tribute to ALL the classic internet stars - AWESOME!!
Trying to become the leader of one of the most powerful countries in the world is no mean feat and Mr. Kasparov tries to show he's no d#ck-head - However, a press conference is interrupted by a flying penis - It's a serious 'WTF' moment !
There is something intensely satisfying seeing a beautiful chick getting owned - This poor chick literally disappears under a catwalk and then her rescuers fall on top of her as they try to help - BRILLIANT !
Next time your girlfriend's parents turn up and you have to feed them just make sure you are not letting them masticate on their daughter's latest sex toy - OOPS!
I've seen some strange things in my time but the sight of two lovely lady's lips flapping about in the wind to an operatic masterpiece kinda makes me wonder if i have been missing out on something - WTF?