Just when you think you've seen everything along comes this. John Woo is currently kicking himself for not thinking of this, first. Or he's having Chow Yun-Fat kick him.
Well, when you charter a dump truck to get to the game, you've got to expect to get dumped. I wonder how many of these fans actually made it to the game, i wonder how many just stayed where they were and got 'trashed'?
Now you might have heard stories about pilots landing in bad weather conditions, on icy run ways and crap like that. But once you've watched this they all pale into insignificance.
She no longer jokingly asks whether he loves the Iphone more than her. They both know the answer and then she cries with guilt and rejection. Proof that gadgets are more reliable than chicks - LOL!
Just what is it about cute girls hanging out in their bedrooms that makes any red-blooded male waste hours on the internet staring at his monitor with drool coming from his mouth???
Sometimes politeness can go right out of the window and fail prevail! Well we say fail, but hitting a midget in the face can only be a win really, can't it? Take that you little bastard and wait for your turn!
Never tell someone to give you a wedgie, as you'll soon regret it when your underwear is resting just below your chin and your friend has used such superhuman force that you'll be sh#tting bits of fabric for months to come. ROFL.
She isn't scared of adjusting her very low cut top on tv is she. Think how funny it would be if it actually fell out while they were filming. That would be news headlines!
Surely this is what every frat party needs, a hot blonde willing to do anything for money ! But These guys are only interested in getting her into a bath full of macaroni and cheese WTF
'Mono-Penis', it's an affliction that affects pretty much every dude on the planet & it's a major problem i bet you never even knew you suffered from - It's ruining millions of marriages across America, but don't despair - We have the cure - LMAO!