Ever wondered what it would look like if a major celebrity got into a fight, arrested and had to get a mug-shot? Well, through the miracle that is the internet your wishes can come true - COOL !
She's so hawt the Sun asked her to help out heating planet Earth, but when she tried her giant moons created a cosmic event that resulted in the death of an ancient civilisation who gave birth to the human race we now know & love/hate - WOW!
You might have a couple of lovely Oriental assets on your sofa but I can guarantee that they're not half as appealing as some of the cushions on display here ! I know which ones I'd rather rest my head between while I watch television !
You know, this is my favourite place to look a long-legged lovlies. Not only do you get to see cute chicks in their natural habitat, it's a practical next-step to the next level in babe worship!
Well designed, trendy, sleek, virus free and 'not too bright' girls think they're cool, so buy her one and you may find she might service your hard drive or give you Steve Jobs for a month, or you could just get a PC and download some pr0n...
I would definitely attend every single match these chicks played just to see if there was any chance of me scoring... with one of these beautiful babes. Forget swapping shirts at the end coz these chicks don't wear any - RESULT!
We all know that some celebrities have a big mouth and can't seem to stop talking (usually about themselves) - But have you ever wondered what they would look like with enlarged oral organs? NO ONE say that Angelina Jolie looks normal - LOL