It's the last ride of the day at the amusement park and the 'Violator' looks like it's been worth the agonizing wait to get try out - It should be something to tell your buddies about - EXCEPT - this is NOT the ride you thought it was going to be - WTF ??
Just what is it about cute girls hanging out in their bedrooms that makes any red-blooded male waste hours on the internet staring at his monitor with drool coming from his mouth???
Lets be honest though, if he was trying to interrogate you and spoke like this do you think you would have any idea what he was talking about? No chance!
Unfortunately, mind over matter doesn’t come into play when you place your faith in Russian muscle cars. It may sound like a hair dryer but don’t underestimate the shear pulling power from this cardboard box with 4 wheels - WTF ?
Tomorrow's generation is gonna be very scary - Imagine little girls playing around with plastic surgery, breast enlargement and liposuction in the comfort of their own bedroom - OMFG !!
What is it with cute chicks touching their tongues and making purring noises like a cat that's just got the cream? Whatever it is i can't stop watching this weird wonderfulness!
When 2 chicks get intimate on the floor with a pleasure-giving device, but are unsure whether to use it or not, you just know that for the next 2 minutes your eyes are gonna be glued to your monitor :)