Having watched this I have started planting sharp objects at every possible location in my apartment - I am now waiting for my girlfriend to kiss me ! (it may take some time for this plan to work)
It’s about time Churchill got replaced with a more up-to-date image of Britain – So whatever you think oozes Britishness in one easy fell swoop then bring it on - just as long as it’s not Simon Cowell !!!
A very cool look into the evolution of the internet as we know it today - "No middle men, you produce it, you distribute it - Welcome to the revolution" - How much longer will the network neutrality last? Welcome to conspiracy central :(
If you go on safari then you might catch some lions chilling in their natural habitat... but if you're REALLY lucky then you might catch them doing a group yawn - not even National Geographic have this !
Have you woken up in the morning only to find yet another cal-girl corpse in your house? Dead Hookers can be a real problem in the home and maybe it's time to call in the professionals - Dispose of those expired ladies with confidence - WTF?
China has come up with a superb new sport that will pack them into the stadiums and have people glued to their TV's - And it looks as if they have groomed a gold medal winner in this cheeky Chineese chick - This is definitely my NEW fave sport :)
What do you want to watch today?! How about the most important 2 minutes you'll ever see?! What happens when you have a heart attack?! Pay attention and learn to save your own life or someone you love !
Give a housewife with a spoilt cat too much free time and she is likely to do something seriously stupid - This feline is slowly taking over the household and is very high maintenance - WTF ?