The star of the hit RPG has finally had enough of killing and decided it's time to settle down and repopulate the world in the only way he knows how - There's an awful lot of chicks who need 'repopulating' Duke :)
The paparazzi will go to extraordinary lengths to get the dirt on a celebrity - Even if it means posing as the Olsen Twins in order to get a sneak-peek sex-scandal photo oppurtunity of Will Arnett - ROFL !!!
It's a race to the bottom as two douche-bags battle for douche supremacy - I think every douche trick has been used here, so ifyou are looking to upgrade your status then take note - CLASSIC !
Day going too well? Then fear not, just watch this and you’ll feel humiliated, abused and pathetic. This guy’s not quite the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, but it’ll do, you filthy maggots. Now sound off like you got a pair!
Dawg, you're riding tall on your lowrider, but I think you could definitely pimp that ride out a little more, cos dat ting is slow as ass ma nigga!!! It definitely is a dawgs life!