Ok, this is a once in a life-time opportunity to get the full attention of the planet's hottest celeb and what's better is she just wants you to stare at her - I would have done that without her asking and also thrown in a drool - WOW!
So you tie one on, the night fades to a hazy blur and next thing you know your waking up in a strange woman’s bed feeling quite satisfied with thy bad self.. You Da Man!. Wait a tick, Godzilla forgot something, and it's bound to be back for it :(
The lights are on - The stage is set - You're asking God - If you were made for this..... Some very powerful lyrics from the internet legend who brought you 'Chocolate Rain' - This musical genius is proving that he will one day rule the planet - LOL!
Well darling thats what happens when you drink the milk straight from the jug. I do feel for this beauty a little though, but i think thats to do with her being hot, and not much else - Expolsion-TASTIC!
If you are going to cheat on your wife, at least make sure you remember who it actually was you actually did the deed with - Sometimes it can save your marriage - LOL!!!
Whoever said, "You should never swallow gum !" was obviously a raving lunatic
when it is applied to a cute chick - I would go as far as actually endorsing this kind of behaviour - WOW!!!