Like you need any tips on receiving something you definitely DON'T want. The Horse, Break U's dean of nutshots, presents a how-to for novices interested in learning the correct procedure for receiving a swift traumatic blow to the nuts.
Before you start saying you would like to hang out the back of certain people at a party it might be an idea to check who you are talking about first. Otherwise this could easily happen. Damn funny though!
Ever worry about what's going to happen if your Missus finds all that pr0n on your computer?.. Of course you have, well this poor sap learned exactly what the outcome of that particular disaster would be.
Like typical bar room casualty what started out as something so pure, happy and carefree, making fart jokes and checking out chest cushions has degenerated into a loathsome, witless and foul mannered shadow of it's former self. RIP Lad Culture!