I guess when you are the toughest animal on the planet you can literally crap where you want. Who is going to say or do anything, if they did old Polly here will eat them and poop them out.
If you have a Corgi and would rather have a sausage dog, this is probably the cheapest and fastest way - They don't even use hormone treatment or implants on this one - WTF !?!
You can look as hard at you like but you will never find this kind of crazy porn online. Which definitely has to be a good thing because it sounds totally siiiiick!
You know this must have been the worst office ever, and he blatantly got dumbed by his girlfriend the night before. One day I'll do this, i can't wait.