Holy moly this chick has one of the best booties i have ever seen, and not only that she knows exactly how to shake it to get maximum movement on it. Damn!!
If you use the valet parking at the Hyatt Hotel in downtown St. Louis, you may just end up with this dick using your car as his personal carival ride. What an a$$hole!
You know what chciks say about guys with big hands? Well, this dude says it isn't true (whew!) - But it does have one advantage that has left this poor guy feeling very inadequate and he can't 'perform' without some sort of physical aid - LOL!
I admit that this chick had certain 'talents', but i would be afraid to hit it! - Just in case she hit me back! - How the hell could you feel comfortable with a girlfriend who has more muscles than you - WTF?
Normally when you click on the penis enlargement banners they dont make you door bell go off but if it ever does then be very careful when you open the door...
Now this is a sure fire way for her to get a tip off me, so long as she isn't a complete rotbag and then i'll complain so she gets fire. This old guy loves it though. LOL!
Uber mega Lolage. This has to be one of the funniest prank i have ever seen. This guy almost hits the roof when this thing goes off underneath him. Brilliant!
The paparazzi will go to extraordinary lengths to get the dirt on a celebrity - Even if it means posing as the Olsen Twins in order to get a sneak-peek sex-scandal photo oppurtunity of Will Arnett - ROFL !!!