So, you're trying to be a fire breather but have no professional training whatsoever. No problem, it can't be that hard, can it? All you need is some blonde hair and you will have the mental capacity to achieve total success and entertain millions on the interwebs. FAIL!
An animated ass. Not the most complicated of subjects but one that's worthy of watching. It's got a seriously hypnotic quality to it as various surreal effects are applied to it and it just keeps swaying back and forth for eternity.
He's not drunk, he's on a cruise ship in turbulent seas. At least that's what I'd tell people. Maybe this guy's in competition with the convenience store drunk who couldn't stand up either, would be hard to declare a winner.
Only a true ninja sets their crotch on fire, it takes great skill, finesse, aptitude and flammable pants. Just look at this tubby excuse for a human being, after this act of prime idiocy a painful world of faceplants & nutshots awaits him.
Nature is weird - here's some real-life footage of a deadly bear, 3 times the size of a cougar, getting his grizzly self bitch-slapped all the way back to the cave ! Proving that it's never easy getting some pussy !
Boba Fett's worst nightmare comes true as the magic of stop frame animation forces him to perform the famous dance routine from the cult movie Flashdance - He almost nails it too, but is let down by that damn faulty jet pack - WTF?