To be honest if i saw some bozo rambling on like a jokey then i would probably stand behind him making humping signals too but there is only one way its going to end - And it's NOT going to be pleasant - LOL
"Let's get ready to c-r-u-m-b-l--e!!!" This is one of those records that will likely never be broken. A 431lb mismatch against the heaviest person to ever compete in a professional sport and a midget in comparison. How could this little dude possibly win!?
In a homage to every cheesy rain kiss commercial/movie ever made this guy comes up with a genius way to get chicks to make out with him. If you think you can pull this off then go for it now as it'll be way colder in the winter.
Summertime. Lets to the beach and sit near some water. What a time to be alive. Until underwater humanoid demon zombies start ripping people’s faces off, tearing their limbs apart & NOM’ing down like they haven’t fed for a week.
Thought about having a baby?! Here's a chance to see what yours would look like! Upload a picture of yourself and your perfect match, observe the results, then enter your creation into the beauty pageant !
Mr. Chi City submitted his own description for this video, but it was too long and ridiculous. He did want you to know, Just for the record, and in case you don't get his drift here, he really, REALLY hates parking tickets.
Tired with receiving unsolicited phone calls this father lets his 1 year old kid answer the phone. This way you'll never be bothered by them again, unless that is of course they want to see you diapers!
"One day I opened my nightstand and realized that it sounded exactly like Chewbacca. I hope Darth Vader doesn't break into my apartment with a can of WD-40." When this starts to happen you know you've watch starwars too much
The teaser that we have all been waiting for is here, now all we have to do it wait till the summer. If I hear the words "Get to the chopper!" or "Come on!! Do it NOOOW! Kill meee!" I could possibly cum in my pants in anticipation. One day ALL films will be made like this - AWESOME!!!