Poor Mark, all he wants is some peace and quiet in the mornings so he can get ready for work but instead, he gets reggae, erections and orgasmsâ€“which is no fun if youâ€™re not involved. But then he did go knocking on his flatmateâ€™s room.
HOLYâ€¦â€¦.ď»ż SHIT!!!! Matt Smith & David Tennant, the two greatest doctors ever, together! Itâ€™s a wonder the universe doesnâ€™t open up and swallow the world whole with this kind of nerdmic energy contained within one room.
Thmbnls is a new interactive drama, revolving around 6 mates, that you receive on your mobile phone - All you do is sign up for free, and you'll get texts from the Thmbnls crew, pictures, videos, music and invites!
If you want to scare someone for the rest of their life, then this is an excellent way of going about it. Turn a cab driver into a raving loon straight out of a horror movie as he jabbers utter nonsense before going into full on freakout mode.
Sometimes itâ€™s hard being a heterosexual. Everyone likes a night in with their buddy, but not when your buddy keeps getting his dick out and thinking itâ€™s hilarious. you might want to review the dynamic of your relationship. Be afraid
The latest installment of pretend war (is hell) is out & video gamers the world over are creaming in their sweat pants at the thought of getting their clammy hands on it. Head home to mumâ€™s basement, dress up in your camo gear & start shooting pixellated enemies.
The votes are in and we have ourselves a winner!.. Camgirl Emi here has the cure for what ails the beauty pageant circuit these days. Miss America was never as Nawty as this, and as such, not nearly as interesting.
Not only has North Korea lost a madman dictator with yesterday's death of Kim Jong Il, but the world of sports has lost the greatest golfer of all time (11 holes in one at his first attempt) - Here's a tribute to what he left behind.
The amount of morons you get on the play slopes is pretty ridiculous. Once it snows there should be a law against idiots leaving the house. Maybe they should introduce open season for shooting out of control sledges?