Don't go near old people, they're mean - For a 68 year old man that's a pretty mean right hook. Shame he's going to be going to jail over it though. He didn't seem to get the concept of video evidence.
One of the world's most adorable cuties moves into the music arena and releases her first pop video - There's no denying that she looks amazing, but i do have one tiny bit of advice - Play it with the volume on mute :(
This is quite simply brilliant. Mark Zuckerberg inventing Facebook on Alcatraz Island to save the internet from exploding and releasing a bunch of mercenary robots who will take over the world - Cue slow-mo and thundering music.