You try to help someone out and all you get back is grief - He's been in the bar all day and now he is pretty damn drunk and he wants to have a fight. They keep telling him to go home but he just wont.
If some snotty teenage foreigner jumped out of a bush and started coming towards me i would be a little worried as well. But these like minded fembots can't get enough of the little rodent. Remember kids, safe sex is best, ALWAYS take precautions - OMG!
Here's how the Prodigy made their track Smack My Bitch Up, they followed the great tradition of Western pop music, they just ripped off other songs, gave them a stir & voilà! So you can thank Kool & the Gang, Ultramagnetic MCs & Randy Weston.
Some things in nature were NEVER meant to mix and that goes for this poor pussy and frozen water - He's been like this ever since the first Ice Age. They never should have let him see a PG movie. Look at him now!!!!
So that's what Superman really looks like. He walks over to this big ass tree and gives it a little nudge the big bastard goes down easy. Only problem is he's left his truck parked exactly where it falls.
The is an awesome planking fail that brings an oven down on the planker, proving "planking is dangerous." Future topics: "planking is stupid" and "planking is for adults trying to recapture their lost youth."