Is this crap seriously for real? I would show that chick a slightly more imaginative us for the comfort wipe if she bends over. Man they are right though i get so grossed out by wiping my ass.
Imagine if faceBook existed outside of cyberspace - the idea that people you knew at school and didn't really like came into your space and poked you and wrote all over your walls - When you put it in that context it sounds like a total nightmare :(
Are you fed up with you kids being raped by pervy priests? Tired of them being alone in their room and cutting themselves? Use 'Priest Off', it's the ultimate remedy for those schoolboy sodomisers - In a can - WTF !?!
Are your parents ordinary people just like everyone else? I bet you think they are! But it's probably best you let them know if you are ever coming home unexpectedly just so you don't get your 'ordinary-parental' bubble fantasy burst - WTF?
If you are going to steal a car then in today's society setting off the alarm will probably not get you noticed - But if you throw some hardcore sex into the equation it can get VERY intresting - LMAO!
But she is getting it all wrong she has forgotten to take off her top. What a mistaka to maka. Next time she has a wash i'll have to go with her and demonstrate how its done.