Live miles from the nearest beach? Thousands of miles from any decent waves? Don't despair because there are some killer rides to catch in your local neighbourhood that will keep you coming back for more - AWESOME!!!
When you put as much effort into killing poor defenseless critters as this chick it's always good to have a bit of lie down afterwards - It puts a whole new meaning to 'i'd hit it !' - WOW !!!
Make the gagged hottie talk and get Ewa to reveal of her seductive charms - Just remember NOT to mention the 'W word' though! Sounds pretty crazy, but these guys are serious - WTF?
Always try to remember this good advice: If you are gonna up-chuck your lunch in a barf-bag NEVER do it as the plane goes into a zero G loop - This cute chick will NEVER fly again - LOL!
In some ways this is way more exciting that any Rocky movie - 2 grown men trying to beat the crap outta each other - However, the fact they are both dressed in full dorky costumes makes it just that 'little' bit special - LOL!