The Force is strong in this one. Choose his pants wisely, he must learn !... or Jedi he will not become ! And while you're at it - lose the Marty McFly sneakers as well ! Even the Dark Side has standards it wont stoop below !
If you ever dont want things to go wrong than its live on TV, but fortunately for us it goes well and truly tits up here and you will laugh you ass off at it.
I would definitely find it pretty difficult to be the captain of a ship with hotties of this caliber on board. I wouldn't be able to concentrate on anything else.
Take one cute chick (preferably your girlfriend), sneak up on her and place trash can over her head, beat her to the ground with a big stick and then abuse her with some god-awful looking gunk - Remember to laugh like a maniac while doing this - OMG !
2 chicks in their bedroom is one thing - Doing it in public is beyond GROSS - If you ever wondered what doggy doo has in common with mortgages then this is for you!
This is one way to avoid working: camp out at a phone box in the middle of nowhere and wait and see who calls. That's what Rob's doing in what's called the Phone Box Experiment. He's going to get more abuse than a call center worker.