Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.
I think we pretty much knew this already didn't we? Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.
The rules of the dreamscape can be confusing. What happens in dreams is supposed to stay in dreams unless you die then you go into a coma or something. But then look what's happened to Ariadne. Maybe she can use it as a totem?
Have you ever wondered how a memen starts, how long it takes before it is loved by the interwebs and taken into it's bosom and treasured, and then how long before it is tossed away like a discarded candy wrapper. Well now you know!
The hot celeb just wants a quiet private moment at the beach and who can blame her - But it looks like there are a few guys hanging around drooling, so her boyfriend lifts her out of the water so they can get a better look - WTF?
Has the new internet craze spread to the feline world, could it be that this is the next step in cat world domination? Or is it just the case that it's getting so warm that these cats are just stretching out on anything cold?
Yep, it's not long now before the planet is completely doomed. And if you are one of the many unbelievers then i present the undeniable evidence for you to ponder over before burying your head in the sand like the rest of us!