Everyone's happy in this picture and the couple are satisfying multiple desires. And the inner geek gets to play video games, the inner nerd is surfing the web. The degenerate pervert is photographing themselves boning their girlfriends to satisfy us.
This guy has gone the whole hog and done everything he possibly can to ensure that he will be completely unemployable until the day he dies. Even tattoo parlours wouldn't want to hire this guy. Nice work, dufus.
All that it takes to turn a cuddly teddy into pant wetting nightmare fuel is a pair of grandma's old teeth. Stick them in Teddy's mouth and Presto! One psychologically damaged child, with minimal effort.
Sometimes all your dreams come true and you can't believe your eyes! How the hell could they publish a picture like that on a website like this? But it's best to remember that your eyes see what you want them to see!
It's just this sort of thing that caused Mohamed to make his "no drawing me" rule. It looks like Jesus was actually Maddox from thebestpageintheuniverse.com and he has just fallen foul of he who smelt it dealt it rule.