The canon of European art is lauded, and rightly so. It's got some fine fleshy paintings that can stir a man's heart. But you can't help thinking it could somehow be improved. And it can, by adding cats.
You might think that recreating the iconic helm from Skyrim using only bacon would have been done already. Not so. You might also think that microwaving foil is a bad idea. Who cares when you are BACONBORN! Warning, will not protect knees from arrows.