If you ever need any help, don't be afraid to ask the internet. Sure you might not get exactly what you asked for but you'll sure as hell get a few unicorns and some narwhals, which are pretty much the solution to most things anyway.
Just remember the next time you get into trouble at the beach there is sure to be some help at hand. Just make sure that whatever peril you are in happens as the sun gets lower otherwise you'll just get a crab!
This guy has gone the whole hog and done everything he possibly can to ensure that he will be completely unemployable until the day he dies. Even tattoo parlours wouldn't want to hire this guy. Nice work, dufus.
You have here a selection of women of all different nationalities, from Sweden, Japan, USA to the far east -- all the beautiful colours of womankind is here on display, but can you spot the odd one out? Look closely now.
With nakie pictures of Scarlett Johansson leaked onto the Internets and the FBI taking charge of the investigation it's probably a good time for the celeb wannabes to get in on the act with their best attempts at that 'classic' pose.