Before he became a flaming eye of hate, hanging out at Mount Doom plotting the demise of ugly-footed hairy midgets, he went to high school just like the rest of us. And this is a rare photo of him from those seminal years.
Look at the picture ad your brain will tell you that the lower picture is most definitely wrong, while you secretly desire to be the rider of the top picture. Actually they are both wrong, where's the safety gear guys?
WARNING: Pumpkin cruelty alert! If you want to know how to upset a pumpkin then you have come to the right place. Force it to recreate The Human Centipede and it'll be a Halloween they'll never forget.