So what do you do, eh?? You want to get your ass as FAR AWAY from it as possible or you could be like the guy in Betelgeuse who cant string a sentence together after being stuck by god's thunderbolts!
Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing, especially a dancing douchebag! Seriously annoying dude starts dancing on top of his car before a race, till he slips on the roof and lands on his head. Good work gay boy!
You finally get the girl of your dreams back to your place and tonight is gonna be the 'night' - You want it to be like something straight out of a Hollywood movie, but be careful what you wish for - It might just cum true - LOL !
Carving your pumpkin, execution-style in front of the neighborhood, will definitely keep the kids off your lawn. Try and remember this one for next year, it'll be a 'blast' :)
The latest installment of pretend war (is hell) is out & video gamers the world over are creaming in their sweat pants at the thought of getting their clammy hands on it. Head home to mum’s basement, dress up in your camo gear & start shooting pixellated enemies.
The fact that's it's summer means it's a great excuse to show lots of girls in bikinis falling over and stuff. So you get some cheap thrills and you get to lol as well. What more could you want? Maybe some sun?
Its a recurring problem for hot girls in their bedrooms with webcams pointing at them. I say 'problem' but i pretty much think it's a good thing for all concerned, so sit back and enjoy everyone!
Don't be bitter about this clip stealing the thunder from diet coke, just enjoy it for what is it, a can of seemingly endless beer. Where can I get one of these magical cans that are to beer what Mary Poppins' bag was to female accessories.
There certainly are some lonely people out there, and this guy must rank as one of the loneliest. He's getting excited about kissing an image of a woman on his iPad. Way to go buddy, you scored. With a chick that doesn't exist.
He does that seriously scary quote from his film “Taken” that, a fan of his asks him to record it as a voicemail greeting and being a decent chap, he obliges. Which just goes to show, not all celebs are assholes.
Erm, OK. Not quite sure what this is all about. A ninja walks into a bedroom, brutally slays two teenagers then starts getting his groove on with a couple of his ninja bros. It must make sense to somebody?