Lots of countries have their own martial arts but none of them embody their national character quite as perfectly as the French martial art. All it's missing is eating cheese and being rude to foreigners.
At last, some cold hard facts reveal the truth (it MUST be true coz it's on the interwebs, right?) - I dunno about the results, a bulgy-eyed, fanged red blobmonster looks like they'd be crazy in bed to me...
Please note that all the people with large bubbles protruding from their behinds are actors. No real animals, fish or boiled eggs were harmed whilst producing this health warning.
Now that Steve Jobs is out the way, every tech company in the world is bringing out the big guns and Sony have produced this pocket Vaio. But forget about the machine, just check out those fine rumps.
So the ship sank. That was totally out of her control, but there's blatantly enough room on that bit of driftwood for the both of them. She could have saved Jack and didn't. What a dick.
A courtroom that closely adheres to the rules of a teenage slumber party. Sounds interesting, but in practice it'd be a terrible idea. Especially for the poor guy that gets dared to plead guilty to his charges...
When you have a valid reason to demontrate and protest about your cause, however weird it might seem, the last thing you want when you stand on your soap-box is a troll who's only intent in life is to make fun out of your problem.
What could possibly be better than the ultimate TV series 'Game of Thrones'? Nothing, right? WRONG. Prepare to witness a woman on a mission to capture your heart. Get me a wedding ring. Stat!
We spend an awful lot of our time watching it, or illegally downloading stuff that was on it, anyway. But I bet you're not aware of these little facts. Memorise them and then recount them down the bar and show your friends what a loser you really are.