Come on dude, you can't expect to go rushing into things with a pure young Ladie such as this, these situations call for patience, finess, some understanding, she may need some time... NOT!!
And the best thing is there is a seal on hand to compliment her. She should take a cue from the seal. Her laugh would be far less annoying if she were living on a secluded shoreline somewhere in the arctic.
This is a completely new invention that’s similar to parkour but it involves ladders. That’s right, ladders. It doesn’t look dangerous at all. We should all go try this at home, and take any younger siblings with you too - OMG!
I'm not a musician but if I was I'm sure this guy would make me feel like an inadequate one. He takes a couple of mobile phones and manages to coax I'm Yours by Jason Mraz out of them using only the buttons. Genius.
One minute everything is going really well, your being careful due to some heavy snow, but you've got it covered! Then out of nowhere a 20 ton truck is swinging your way out of control. Life's a bitch!
Link’s pretty fly for an elf guy and he lays it all down in this badass rap, and even has a rap battle with the ginger minger Ganondorf, who dares to suggest that Princess Zelda doesn’t get kidnapped but runs off to be with the arch manipulator.
Don't be ashamed to touch your balls. Whether you're dancing in public or sitting at your computer, it could very well save your life. Still, i think i could do with those two strange dancers following me everywhere reminding me.
Nano-blogging, the next logical step after the phenomenon that is Twitter. Requires you to shrink to the size of a neutrino & type on a keyboard made from string theory while listening to an audio book of Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time.
I honestly don't know how these two guys survived. At first I was impressed that it was so powerful it blew the dudes pants off, but after watching a couple times I think that's actually broken concrete from the charge behind him.