We all know that one day they will become the dominant species on the planet and enslave humans for their evil pleasures, but first they will have to overcome their obsession to chase laser pointers, until then mankind is safe.
And thus the League of Super Powered Elderly People of Japan was born. Super Gran, saves you then wipes your face with a spit covered tissue; Incontinence Man, flood villains with excrement...But seriously, this behaviour gives you new faith in humanity
Nothing will give you toilet stage fright like the gruesome visage of a horror movie legend. If you're not a horror movie fan it probably just looks like a burns victim with a funny glove. Still scary though.
If I had to work at a cr#ppy fast food joint on minimum wage then I'd demand 2 things, firstly that two slackers by the name of Jay and Silent Bob had to hang outside harassing customers and selling grass, secondly that Rosario was my boss...