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Why Cats Make Great Bodyguards
November 7th, 2011 
We all know that one day they will become the dominant species on the planet and enslave humans for their evil pleasures, but first they will have to overcome their obsession to chase laser pointers, until then mankind is safe.
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June 3rd, 2009
She may be a talentless fame hungry airhead, but damn, she looks fine in a bikini! Hopefully one day she'll build up the courage to get it off...
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June 23rd, 2011
Try and not read this in the voice of Sean Connery and you win. Not sure what, but you win because when you read what it says, you're totally going to read it in Shan Connery's vhoicsh.
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November 23rd, 2009
I suggest that if you ever do listen to this chick tht you are standing a long way away at the time - LOL!
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November 8th, 2011
Ok, so the train might be completely empty, but when it stops it's gonna get crowded in that carriage, mind you, i don't really care about being squashed together with some of these future passengers :)
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December 4th, 2007
If you think that your life sucks and god has dealt you a poor hand take comfort in the fact there is always someone worse off than you - Oh dear :(
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August 20th, 2009
Mickey Mouse gets cloned - It's really weird, but i could watch these cartoon characters for hours :) Maybe its their new angle to get adults into cartoons?
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March 26th, 2009
Rest assure, even when you are at your lowest, there will always be somebody there to shaft you that bit harder. So even when you feel you're at your lowest think of this and it will cheer you up.
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March 7th, 2013
Even if Monday was changed to the official day for free steaks and oral pleasure for all, nobody would utter such a ridiculous sentiment as this.
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January 5th, 2012
So you've just bought yourself a sweet ride. What's your next step? Bucket seats? Furry dice on the mirror? NO! Paint a giant My Little Pony on the door of course. Chick totally dig guys who like My Little Pony.
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March 20th, 2009
WARNING!!! Do this alone in a locked room and never reval the truth to anyone because sometimes the truth is too shameful to become public knowledge :(
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