We all know that one day they will become the dominant species on the planet and enslave humans for their evil pleasures, but first they will have to overcome their obsession to chase laser pointers, until then mankind is safe.
In a world of deception, you can trust no one. Especially not online where all is never what it seems. That cute girl you've been chatting to online? She's not so cute, just be grateful it's not a fat freak of a man.
Step up a Mr. George Mauer, the ginga love ninja with a pedo grin that would scare off Pedo Bear. Let's hope this sign sees him being harassed forever until he dies his hair a colour that doesn't resemble urine.
When it comes to dating the fairer sex i reckon pretty much anyone out there can agree with this sad state of affairs. All that is left to figure out is where exactly you fit into the equation. Just hope you are a cat.