We all know that one day they will become the dominant species on the planet and enslave humans for their evil pleasures, but first they will have to overcome their obsession to chase laser pointers, until then mankind is safe.
There's no fun like ripping it out of hipster culture. It's become a new sport that seems to have consumed the internet. And here's a few sappy hipster sayings given a work over so that they don't sound quite so goddamn pathetic.
You know when you just have to send that text message. Like, you've just seen an awesome episode of South Park and you've got to text your bro to tell him to watch it ASAP. It looks like this was one of those times.