We all know that one day they will become the dominant species on the planet and enslave humans for their evil pleasures, but first they will have to overcome their obsession to chase laser pointers, until then mankind is safe.
It's alleged that in early 2008, Mendes was reported to have been in a rehab facility in Utah for several weeks, whether or not it's true i can only presume it was referring to all the men who saw her in the flesh suffering from babe overdose!
If i coulld have just one superpower then this is the one I'd go for. It might not look like much, but for anyone who has ever been in this situation this dude will seem like a god to them. Just hope the van doesn't back up though.