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Why Cats Make Great Bodyguards
November 7th, 2011 
We all know that one day they will become the dominant species on the planet and enslave humans for their evil pleasures, but first they will have to overcome their obsession to chase laser pointers, until then mankind is safe.
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February 15th, 2012
Dogs might look cute when they're bounding around on dry land, fetching sticks and bringing you your slippers, but put them in water and they look ferocious! They're still cute, but in a slightly scary way...
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March 28th, 2008
I guess if you are gonna do a job you may as well do it right! - This is about as excessive as it gets!
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May 26th, 2010
Someone should make a fetish site where sexy women make men sammiches, they wouldn't even have to be naked, you could do sandwich webcams, it would be a winner I guarantee it.
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May 4th, 2009
Always remember - When it comes to chicks and your favourite TV program, make sure you get your priorities right :)
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June 3rd, 2011
No-no-no, this is all wrong, if you read this and laugh you will be contributing to the downfall of the age-old Blonde sterotype. Although it is a pretty funny gag i refuse to laugh.......LOL (damn)
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March 4th, 2010
Cute with perky little tatas and a nicely shaped butt. We would make sweet sweet love until we were spent. She would then make me a nice sandwich and then she could watch me browse the internet for a while.
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May 18th, 2009
This one is easy and should be no problem (if your gay) - How do you spot the girlie boy on your basketball team?
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November 6th, 2012
When people relay the most talked about story of the day before to you as though you couldn't possibly have heard, it's enough to make you slap the taste out of their mouth.
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March 30th, 2011
There comes a time when you just need to wind people up, when the only thing that's going to work for you is a little bit of trolling. And for those times, you need to practice your trollface.
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October 28th, 2013
Sure, they're okay when they're making taco's or buying you christmas presents but when they start sticking their nose in your business, it's the beginning of the end.
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