We all know that one day they will become the dominant species on the planet and enslave humans for their evil pleasures, but first they will have to overcome their obsession to chase laser pointers, until then mankind is safe.
Girls know if you're staring at their bewbs, they can tell, even if you're looking at their reflection from across a crowded room. They just know, it's some sixth sense. Damn. Doesn't mean you should stop doing it though.
It's a perverse thing that in alot of cities she would be arrested for flashing those puppies. Just another reason to hate those dirty old men who have been pointing their winkies at children for years.
A new magazine for women, that is totally not like all those over magazines that go on about boyfriends and your insecurities and loads of other rubbish that turns you into a gibbering tard. Oh wait, yes it is.