Hahahaha this has to be one of the funniest note known to man. I think if i found this on my car then i'd probably see the funny side and laugh the whole thing off.
Thinks *Oprah Winfrey* *Nancy Grace* *Barbara Bush* *Rosie O'Donnel* OH NO.. You aint ever going to live this one down pal. The only down fall of chinos!!!!
She has that hourglass figure sometimes missing from the more svelte woman, so if curvature is your thing, then you might want to track her down & woo her with your great charm!
A horse probably costs less to feed and won't cover you in slobber at random intervals - Furthermore, ownership of a this gives you a much better chance of getting laid - OMG !
It is important to accept people who may be different lets not prejudge or hate due
to silly misconceptions - Sometime it isn't reall all bad you know :)
Rest assure, even when you are at your lowest, there will always be somebody there to shaft you that bit harder. So even when you feel you're at your lowest think of this and it will cheer you up.