NO, it's not the 1950's all over again, & before we get accused of sexism, we really are joking (honest !) - It's all in good taste, just some fine females in their perfect natural habitat ;)
This looks like it could be a match made in heaven, or maybe a match made with synthol, who knows? Something tells me that they are gonna be happy for the rest of their dumb lives!
So what type of personality are you? It's one of those meaningless questions that marketers ask just so they can't put something on their stupid questionnaires. So the next time someone asks you, answer like this.
When it comes down to it life can be real biatch when it involves choosing what is really important. On the one hand, making sweet-sweet lurve to any chick you want ..... But in the other hand!?
There are some very strange animals on this planet and none more so than the very rare 'Moss Turtle', in fact it is so well camouflaged that it can probably be found hiding in your garden right now.
Well hello Jessie, enchanté, mon plaisir *kisses her hand* She certainly seems to like taking photos of herself, which is good news because I bet there are plenty of guys happy to look
Drawing might not come naturally but with such a simple and well explained guide you can't help but become an instant Michaelangelo. You'll be drawing buff canines in no time at all.
One man's dirty window is another man's blank canvas to create some amazing art masterpiece. But alas, something like this will last only until the next carwash!
Why just leave a hotel room in a messy state when you can be much more creative and prank the maid so badly she'll need therapy. They may act like they hate it but it's better than finding a turd in the bath tub.