Fed up with boring classes where you don't seem to learn anything, well now here is something that can definitely forward your education and help protect you from the school bullies. It's a shame this project won't get you good grades though!
Hipsters are strange creatures. Desperate to be unique and interesting yet somehow managing to all look identical. Who would have thought an extravagant mustache and non prescription glasses would be a sought-after look?
Most of us know how to drink with aggressive abandon, it comes naturally, evolution took care of that. But most of us don't know how to act when drunk, so we'd all do well to read this and heed the advice. Mine's a quadruple sambuca.
If you're a comic book character, vengeful or just trying to do your bit, it is absolutely paramount that you have deceased parents. All the better if the non-existence extends into other immediate family and beyond.
If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !