Hell, I never go down there unarmed in the first place. Always feels like something is watching your back, you don't have any idea what exactly could be down there but you're not going to take any chances, just in case.
Wow, what sort of time paradox does this throw up. Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.
Do you ever find yourself asking: just how do those entertainment ratings work anyhow? Are pixels an R or an 18+ divided by the amount of internet pr0n you've seen? Well, here's a handy guide, in picture form to make it extra easy to understand.