If she's a guardian angel then God's not quite the boring, moody old fart that I had him pegged out to be - It's good to see her with the frontal wings out too, but she looks a bit cold, come here so I can warm you up!
If you're a comic book character, vengeful or just trying to do your bit, it is absolutely paramount that you have deceased parents. All the better if the non-existence extends into other immediate family and beyond.
Advertising. It's there because we all believe in one way or another, even though we know it isn't really true, something inside of us wishes it was so. This is one rare occasion where it tells it like it is!
It's spam-like stupidity like this that makes it pretty damn easy to see which of your Facebook friends are idiots. Well, that and the fact that London or Rome aren't 'exactly' countries. Best not mention that :(
In Soviet Russiaz the police ogle you! It's good to see the police getting their priorities right. Just out of shot there was probably an old lady being gang raped by bears or something. But hey, there's two hot chicks. Woohoo!
He may be a notorious tough guy who used to work for the KGB and now controls Russia, but his weakness is that he likes nothing more than to wave at animals, providing they wave back of course. If they don't, he can get real angry.