Advertising. It's there because we all believe in one way or another, even though we know it isn't really true, something inside of us wishes it was so. This is one rare occasion where it tells it like it is!
You can just imagine the sky-shattering cry erupting from this little dude's lungs. Give him another year and he'll be head first in the mosh pit breaking people's noses and smashing their skulls with the power of Beelzebub. Lemmy is God.
So you've just bought yourself a sweet ride. What's your next step? Bucket seats? Furry dice on the mirror? NO! Paint a giant My Little Pony on the door of course. Chick totally dig guys who like My Little Pony.
Look at this little muddaf#cker, just LOOK - Look with envy and know that you will never be as awesome as this (if you lived in the 80's of course!) How unworthy do you feel? - I wonder where this kid is now?
I think in a situation like this it's best to do the honorable thing & help this hapless chick out - The honorable thing of couse being TAKE the photo, post it on the internet, get it seen by millions.....then tell her about the thong on her head!
It's a real forst world problem solved, youu're not short of money, but you don't fancy buying a car? It's time to get yourself some elite public transport and travel like a BOSS with comfort and security combined. Nice.