A horse probably costs less to feed and won't cover you in slobber at random intervals - Furthermore, ownership of a this gives you a much better chance of getting laid - OMG !
Forget anuthing you've ever read or been told about - THIS is how you are going to look the like coolest guy on the block and get all the ladies you want :)
So you've just been dumped by your girlfriend and feeling alone in the world - All your friends are offering advice - But here is the grim truth of the situation :(
In Japan they do things just a 'little' different - Ir ever you are unlucky enough to buy a bag of Doritos there you will experience a true 'WTF' moment - WEIRD !
Programming code always seems to look so dull and boring - Until you put it into a different context - No wonder they spend SO much time in front of their computers !