A horse probably costs less to feed and won't cover you in slobber at random intervals - Furthermore, ownership of a this gives you a much better chance of getting laid - OMG !
This is the sort of girl I could run off into the sunset with & never come back! If she got any sand in her bikini taking this picture I'm the man to get it out, with my teeth!
Because even, "camel toe" has it's limits! Hahahaha if this was your sister would you even let her leave the house looking tlike this? Well you probably would really it is too damn funny.
Plane crashes & suicide bombs are common reasons for early retirement to that place in the sky where Burger King never has queues & you never need to shower - WTF?
If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !