If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !
I like Havoc a lot better than I like Chaos, but I'd still like to play Havoc with Chaos. This is the kind of fancy dress i can appreciate if you know what i mean.....
It's kinda hard to accept that this seriously cute Mexican actress was Born in 1974 - She has the face of a teen angel and the curves of someone much younger than a thirty-something.
If I see many more of these beautiful Asian goddesses I could be persuaded to emigrate to the land of tentacle pr0n, pedobear and school girl panty vending machines!
Oh sweet Asian beauty, what would it take to woo you into my arms? Money? Poetry? A dance maybe? Or perhaps I should just come over to Japan, throw caution to the wind!