You Know You Need To Diet When
If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !
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Burt
Has he eaten a Zebra?
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This one is easy and should be no problem (if your gay) - How do you spot the girlie boy on your basketball team?
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Once you've heard one self-appointed 9-11 hero's speach, you've heard them all - This guy could fill an airship with all the hot air coming outta his mouth!
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Underwood by name, giving wood by nature! If this blonde cutey needs something to swing on I've got something much better than an old car tyre, an actual swing!
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I'd like to manually calculate the circumference of her mammary glands if you know what I mean...
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This is what everyone wants to see, hot blonde naked babes falling towards you. Maybe that day it was just raining babes, i could deal with that.
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I can just picture the directors meeting where this novel idea was sold as a market trend setter. (As opposed to border line paedo!!)
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You kinda have to wonder about some of the male full-contact sports and the motives behind some of the guys who get involved in them - LOL !
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