While crying myself to sleep at night wearing my pyjamas and clutching my games console like a comfort blanket, I wonder why I'm so unpopular. Maybe I need someone to give me a facial...a facial analysis that is.
Just in case you thought the Bible was lame and Jesus was a boring wuss - Think again dude! He was one bad-ass homie, nailed down in his prime - Respect!
So what's it like to have a heart attack ? It's probably like being in a thug's interrogation chair ! Take it from seasoned pain dealing villain Steven Berkoff, there's no point in toughing it out - it will kill you !
Smoking Hot Video of Actress Olivia Wilde as she gets very enthusiastic on the beach during a very sexy photo shoot, if you use just a little imagination.. oh the possibilities, killer hot babe!
Oh man it doesn't get much better than this for the funny factor. All kinds of females falling off things including poles, stages and tables. Unlucky ladies you have failed.
Can you remember when you got this excited about the birth of Jesus Christ? Nah me neither but when i unwrapped my nes that faithful Christmas morning i was pretty much this happy!
Imagine being crowded into a late-night bus with hundreds of other college students and a huge fight breaks out - Not being able to escape you have to stand there and watch the mayhem unfold and prey it doesn't come your way - WTF !?!