Me old mate Parry Gripp has writen a song about young chicks talking about themselves online and about boys they have ruined. Careful suckers because they could seen be talking about you.
Some people live normal, everyday lives, some people are out and out freaks like this poor guy. Born without a body, he's just a disembodied head and he needs a donor. Have you or do you know anybody who has a spare body to help this brave man?
"One day I opened my nightstand and realized that it sounded exactly like Chewbacca. I hope Darth Vader doesn't break into my apartment with a can of WD-40." When this starts to happen you know you've watch starwars too much
All of these are pretty crazy but then i'd be more likely to vote for some of these bozos than vote for McCain. At least these guys would live to actually make it into power.
Are you fed up with you kids being raped by pervy priests? Tired of them being alone in their room and cutting themselves? Use 'Priest Off', it's the ultimate remedy for those schoolboy sodomisers - In a can - WTF !?!
Its a risky move doing your booty dance next to the tv. What if whoever is watching it starts to have more interest in the tv show than your booty. Something to think about next time baby girl.