Your Kid Driving Your Brand New Mustang
When i buy my mustang if my son even picks up the keys he will be dicing with death because if he even thinks about driving it i will kill him - This kid is gonna be grounded for LIFE!!
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Imagine being an assistant in a shoe shop and helping a heavily pregnant chick put on some shoes and suddenly you get covered in a liquid - If you thought womb-water was bad enough, think again - OMG!
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If your girlfriend asks you to put a video camera in the bedroom then you better do it. It doesnt matter if she only wants it to catch ghosts.
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Just because you cant see it doesnt mean it isn't there, well thats what these dumbies must be thinking, cos they are all stepping over a rope that isnt even there. RETARDS!
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The trouble with working for artists is that they'll fire you for being helpful !
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Imagine waking up one day and loking out of the window and seeing the Death Star looming overhead - Well, if you live in downtown San Fran thats exactly what you would see - This is sooo surreal that it is way beyond cool !
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All of these are pretty crazy but then i'd be more likely to vote for some of these bozos than vote for McCain. At least these guys would live to actually make it into power.
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If you don't know what 'Queef' is and you are a big fan of chicks then i suggest that you NEVER play this video - If you are gay or too young to care then you will be grossed out supreme!
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