It's a sad and scary day when your favourite kitty suddenly becomes a flesh eating monster who just wants to eat your brains - Beware all cat lovers - WTF ?
No matter where you are or what you're doing, there is always going to be someone that 'bit' better - Well, in this case it's someone with better balance and a solid objective - Meeow!
The next time you feel like going out and drinking like a real 'man', take
a look at this guy and it's guaranteed you'll switch from a pint of lager to a glass of milk quicker than you can get the next round in!
A horse probably costs less to feed and won't cover you in slobber at random intervals - Furthermore, ownership of a this gives you a much better chance of getting laid - OMG !