You know when you just have to send that text message. Like, you've just seen an awesome episode of South Park and you've got to text your bro to tell him to watch it ASAP. It looks like this was one of those times.
Wow, what sort of time paradox does this throw up. Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.
Itās both a curse and a blessing. You get to lie in, not have to put up with nauseating or annoying colleagues. You donāt have the boss breathing down your neck, and you can check you emails in your underwear. But thereās a dark side tooā¦
Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.
To be honest if I saw this hot college babe I'm sure my mouth and tongue would do the same thing as her best buddy is doing - It's just a shame she comes with a friend who looks just like jaba the hut - Grotesque!
Some kidsā parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, heās gone and made an effort to look more like it. GENIUS!
Iām a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers & it's all about about how God is good. Next time Iām in a discussion with a man holding Godās book, Iāll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!
I think we pretty much knew this already didn't we? Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.
It's a slippery slope from friendship to full on relationship with a girl. It involves hard work, dedication, a certain charm, and lots and lots of money. Even Mario suffers from the same issues.
Jay-Zās life problems probably relate to his record label, or if the next festival heās playing at will provide the correct towels for his dressing room. But never did he think it would link to the intergalactic heights of Star Trek.
Well kids, let this be a lesson to you. If you're going to smoke pot and watch porn, rather than getting grounded or have your stash taken, all that'll happen is you'll have to wear a dumb sign round your neck. So toke, and fap, on.
Don't be freaked out by this, it's not like the internet is spying on you while you sit in front of it and fap to the abundance of hot chicks who are all over it. It's just magic, plain simple magic. OMFG!!!
I think in a situation like this it's best to do the honorable thing & help this hapless chick out - The honorable thing of couse being TAKE the photo, post it on the internet, get it seen by millions.....then tell her about the thong on her head!
It took a while but we are now seeing the benefits of having a black president - One of the things I've looked forward to the most when we got a brother in office - LEGALIZE WEED! You go Barry!
In Soviet Russiaz the police ogle you! It's good to see the police getting their priorities right. Just out of shot there was probably an old lady being gang raped by bears or something. But hey, there's two hot chicks. Woohoo!
Nothing is sacred on the internet, not even fondly remembered Disney characters from our childhood. But that's rule 34 in full effect for you. We're all too jaded to really get offended by this anyway. Sneak one into a Disney store for maximum mischief.
And from today's WTF? category we bring you a canine frightened by scary image on a TV that's not even plugged in. Or perhaps he's just afraid of Jewish singers pretending to be black.
Well I bet this kid didn't expect this, but it certainly beats a gorilla in your midst. You think the stripper may've reconsidered performing once she realised she was in a classroom. But no, she valiantly stripped on. Go girl.