September 2nd, 2010
You know when you just have to send that text message. Like, you've just seen an awesome episode of South Park and you've got to text your bro to tell him to watch it ASAP. It looks like this was one of those times.
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September 1st, 2010
Wow, what sort of time paradox does this throw up. Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.
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August 28th, 2010
It’s both a curse and a blessing. You get to lie in, not have to put up with nauseating or annoying colleagues. You don’t have the boss breathing down your neck, and you can check you emails in your underwear. But there’s a dark side too…
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August 26th, 2010
Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.
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August 23rd, 2010
To be honest if I saw this hot college babe I'm sure my mouth and tongue would do the same thing as her best buddy is doing - It's just a shame she comes with a friend who looks just like jaba the hut - Grotesque!
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August 16th, 2010
Some kids’ parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, he’s gone and made an effort to look more like it. GENIUS!
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August 11th, 2010
I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers & it's all about about how God is good. Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!
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August 9th, 2010
And aren't women the ones who always yell at men for calling them breasts when there is only one breast!?
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August 5th, 2010
I think we pretty much knew this already didn't we? Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.
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August 3rd, 2010
It's a slippery slope from friendship to full on relationship with a girl. It involves hard work, dedication, a certain charm, and lots and lots of money. Even Mario suffers from the same issues.
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July 31st, 2010
Jay-Z’s life problems probably relate to his record label, or if the next festival he’s playing at will provide the correct towels for his dressing room. But never did he think it would link to the intergalactic heights of Star Trek.
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July 30th, 2010
Well kids, let this be a lesson to you. If you're going to smoke pot and watch porn, rather than getting grounded or have your stash taken, all that'll happen is you'll have to wear a dumb sign round your neck. So toke, and fap, on.
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July 27th, 2010
Don't be freaked out by this, it's not like the internet is spying on you while you sit in front of it and fap to the abundance of hot chicks who are all over it. It's just magic, plain simple magic. OMFG!!!
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July 26th, 2010
I think in a situation like this it's best to do the honorable thing & help this hapless chick out - The honorable thing of couse being TAKE the photo, post it on the internet, get it seen by millions.....then tell her about the thong on her head!
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July 24th, 2010
It took a while but we are now seeing the benefits of having a black president - One of the things I've looked forward to the most when we got a brother in office - LEGALIZE WEED! You go Barry!
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July 22nd, 2010
In Soviet Russiaz the police ogle you! It's good to see the police getting their priorities right. Just out of shot there was probably an old lady being gang raped by bears or something. But hey, there's two hot chicks. Woohoo!
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July 21st, 2010
Nothing is sacred on the internet, not even fondly remembered Disney characters from our childhood. But that's rule 34 in full effect for you. We're all too jaded to really get offended by this anyway. Sneak one into a Disney store for maximum mischief.
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July 17th, 2010
And from today's WTF? category we bring you a canine frightened by scary image on a TV that's not even plugged in. Or perhaps he's just afraid of Jewish singers pretending to be black.
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July 14th, 2010
As you might be able tell, there are no furry monsters, just a lot of drunken horny girls with far too much estrogen. Which is much better really.
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July 13th, 2010
Well I bet this kid didn't expect this, but it certainly beats a gorilla in your midst. You think the stripper may've reconsidered performing once she realised she was in a classroom. But no, she valiantly stripped on. Go girl.
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