So your all alone, single & depressed, you wanna have a girlfriend, but feel you are too unworthy to have one. Don't despair, you actually might be waaay more attractive then you think you are. This will explain ALL!
To be fair to Adele on this one, what she said was that she didn't want to become that, not that it's something she wouldn't do in an effort to boost her profile up a bit...
It might not look like the most comfortable of positions, but it still beats working a nine to five desk job. I bet health and safety would have something to say about this workstation arrangement...
If you've ever driven at speed through a snowstorm you probably did two things; shat bricks and marveled at how much it looked like the jump to lightspeed from countless sci-fi sequences.
Yet more evidence that Rose from Titanic was a selfish cow and probably didn't really like Jack as much as she professed to. There was even enough room for them to play poker on that thing...
At this driving school they not only teach you how to drive like a boss, but also to park your car in a wall like a boss (a much underrated skill). This guy is a grade A student.
Sure, he might have borrowed the car and parked up in a wall, but what did you expect him to do with it? Win the Indy 500? He's a dog. I'm just surprised he could reach the pedals.
This is how the gingers pass on their affliction. Remember kids; kissing gingers - JUST SAY NO. Unless you want freckles, red hair, an unhealthy aversion to sunlight and a distict lack of soul.
So the ship sank. That was totally out of her control, but there's blatantly enough room on that bit of driftwood for the both of them. She could have saved Jack and didn't. What a dick.
Lets face it, when it comes right down to the core essentials there are only 3 things you will ever need from life to be eternally happy. If you achieve this you will never want for money, fame or fortune....but maybe a TV?
Dogs look pretty cool with their heads out of the window of a speeding car. The faster the car, the cooler they look. Time to put this theory to the ultimate test; Warp Speed Nine. ENGAGE!
I really hope someone set up a video camera nearby to catch anyone who attempted it. If they did this next to a special school they might even have some takers!
It might not be as scary this way, but I'd still want to watch the pixar version of Jurassic park. It would be kinda weird seeing this guy eat a dude off a toilet...
All cats are like this. You might this your friendly feline is altruistic in his or her adoration, but if you didn't feed them, they'd soon find someone else who would.
Urinal etiquette dictates that no two men can stand next to one another unless absolutely necessary. Pulling a move like this is not only brave but very, very stupid.
If you are a fan of the new action movie doing the rounds at the moment then i bet you were wondering what they were going to call Hunger Games when it got released in france, here are Jules and Vincent with an answer.
The oldest trick in the book. This one is from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. I'm not going to give you any more clues because if you don't know it by now then you don't deserve to get the reference!
It's a nice sentiment but it just plain false, anyone can see that. Well, anyone who's seen Susan Boyle or Rosie O'Donell at least. Still at least he'll be getting attention from Molly McManTache now. LOL.
You can always count on a woman to take a traditional costume and transform it into something sensual and full of mystery. I'd love to be rescued by one of these masked maidens..Especially if it was raining!
Cats are a lot of things, but I would never have listed 'seductive' among them. Until now at least. This kitty is possibly the most seductive creature to ever slink around gods green earth. FACT.