Unfortunately for this member of The League of Ginger Gentlemen, a key requirement of being in a Jazz band is soul, and as we all know, Gingers don't have souls. If he was a day-walker he might have had a shot...
If you're a huge Skrillex fan and want to dress up like him for a Dubstep/Electro night, here's a quick guide. All you will need is an old mop and some of those nose glasses things.
The whole "see a penny, pick it up.." thing works a whole lot better if you don't scoop it up with your eye socket while traveling at about 30mph. Maybe it just means he'll have good luck when he's in the emergency room?
If only we weren't all such hardened cynical bastards, used to assuming that everything that sounds far fetched is a simple scam, then we could have collectively saved a little girls life. Oh well.
There's no way anybody would be able to get past those katanas to take anything from this guy, not his pokemon collection, not his borderline illegal manga dvds and especially not his virginity.
She might look hot at first glance, but look again. She looks like some sort of insectoid abomination, with a second pelvis half way up her chest. Still, she's got a nice butt and that's what really counts.
Not content with being an impressive piece of voice recognition software, Siri has also started to dabble in being a digital smartass and a smartphone scumbag...
C'mon guys, let's make this man famous. Ignore those naysayers who think it takes more than just a 'like' on facebook to make you a bona fide activist, let's smash the system. It's time for revolution.
It's a fair point. Although it doesn't paint the old invisible sky wizard in a good light, it's probably the most convincing argument for the existence of a god that has ever been crafted.
If this little guy can grit his teeth, pump his fist and make it all the way to the weekend unscathed, so can you. Just think of all the alcohol and funtimes that await you.
A courtroom that closely adheres to the rules of a teenage slumber party. Sounds interesting, but in practice it'd be a terrible idea. Especially for the poor guy that gets dared to plead guilty to his charges...
History has a habit of repeating itself. This applies to the recording industry too, as evidenced by this informative and incredibly accurate pictographic representation. Enjoy.
I could probably get into art a little bit more if it was studde with pop culture references rather than fat birds and sunflowers and that. This is my kinda masterpiece!
I guess technically the prequels don't count as Star Wars movies, as Lucas was obviously suffering from senile dementia and chronic monetary greed when he created them...
I love cute little bunny rabbits, they looks adorbz enough to eat. Now there's an idea! It might have looked like a delicous meal before you gave it a wash but now it looks like slim pickings. Delicious, cute slim pickings. Nom.
Just remember; chicks dig pokemon just as much as you do so if you want to do well with the ladies, pepper every sentance you mumble with as many pokemon references as you can!
If you don't have the cash to waste on a movie replica Batman mask, do what this kid has done and improvise. All you need is an old bin bag, a little imagination and a whole lot of boredom.
Can you think of anything more romantic that squeezing out a bum cigar whilst staring into the eyes of your partner who is doing likewise? Yeah, i can think of about a million things. Worst architect ever.
Guaranteed to attract the attention of any beer-loving guy. A bit of pure advertising genius from the cunning dude who run this bar. Remember folks, alway read the fine print. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is!
All that it takes to turn a cuddly teddy into pant wetting nightmare fuel is a pair of grandma's old teeth. Stick them in Teddy's mouth and Presto! One psychologically damaged child, with minimal effort.