Something about a giant underground ring in Switzerland that's going to end the world by summoning Cthulhu. That's right, right? Also, particles. Not sure what kind but there are definitely particles involved somehow.
Could you just imaging the price tag if Apple ever got round to building one of these beauties. it would be so expensive that even Tony Stark would have to think twice before buying one. Plus, you'd have to replace SIRI asap.