The oldest trick in the book. This one is from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. I'm not going to give you any more clues because if you don't know it by now then you don't deserve to get the reference!
It's a nice sentiment but it just plain false, anyone can see that. Well, anyone who's seen Susan Boyle or Rosie O'Donell at least. Still at least he'll be getting attention from Molly McManTache now. LOL.
Unfortunately for this member of The League of Ginger Gentlemen, a key requirement of being in a Jazz band is soul, and as we all know, Gingers don't have souls. If he was a day-walker he might have had a shot...
C'mon guys, let's make this man famous. Ignore those naysayers who think it takes more than just a 'like' on facebook to make you a bona fide activist, let's smash the system. It's time for revolution.