Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. As it turns out, guys are just as guilty of posing in a cheese-on-toast way for their facebook profile pictures as the ladies are. Here's a breakdown of the usual suspects.
Lots of countries have their own martial arts but none of them embody their national character quite as perfectly as the French martial art. All it's missing is eating cheese and being rude to foreigners.
Pizza is a magical foodstuff that almost gets better the more it ages. Heating it up to eat can be a pain, but not anymore with this top of the line gadget from the future. Allow me to introduce the patented Pizza Heater 2000!
Is someone using all of your stickytape? Just get one of these and nobody will ever want to touch your tape again. In fact, people might even stop talking to you altogether. Could be worse though. Could be Jar Jar.
This guy has gone the whole hog and done everything he possibly can to ensure that he will be completely unemployable until the day he dies. Even tattoo parlours wouldn't want to hire this guy. Nice work, dufus.
So you've just bought yourself a sweet ride. What's your next step? Bucket seats? Furry dice on the mirror? NO! Paint a giant My Little Pony on the door of course. Chick totally dig guys who like My Little Pony.
Cheer up girl because you have some of the biggest jugs in the land, but all you can do is pull that sour duck face like an idiot. Some people are never satisfied regardless of whatever luck fate has dealt them.
Now this is guaranteed to add some life(?) to even the dullest of bowling league matches, just imagine your opponents face when you reach down and stick your fingers in a severed head and attempt to make a strike!?
Something tells me that Kevin isn't exactly the life and soul of the party and might have issues. But who cares about kevin, what about the chick that doesnt like the movie Super Troopers! It's a great movie. Biatch.
Yep, it's official, some people are definitely on a completely different wavelength than the rest of us and what they take for normal everyday activities would send the rest of us running for the hills. It's a very strange planet we live on.
Cats. Don't you just love them, they are those sort of creatures that make the world a better place when you are convinced it isn't. They are there to make you feel better about life....if only you could find them when that moment comes.
He's thinking, "i wonder if they look as good as those leaked photos i saw on the internet". You'd do exactly the same in this situation, you could stare at her from any angle. the red hair is absolute perfection on top of perfection.
Hell, I never go down there unarmed in the first place. Always feels like something is watching your back, you don't have any idea what exactly could be down there but you're not going to take any chances, just in case.
You might think that recreating the iconic helm from Skyrim using only bacon would have been done already. Not so. You might also think that microwaving foil is a bad idea. Who cares when you are BACONBORN! Warning, will not protect knees from arrows.