If you were bored at home and posted an update to your FB account that if you got 300 likes you'd go into school the next day dressed in a dress (boys only) with full make-up, would have the balls to actually do it? Something to ponder.
When it comes to dating the fairer sex i reckon pretty much anyone out there can agree with this sad state of affairs. All that is left to figure out is where exactly you fit into the equation. Just hope you are a cat.
Apparently there's a whale in the picture? I can only see Denise Milani who needs to meet my moby dick. You might think that considering their size, both models are made of plastic and I have it on good authority you would be right.
Now this has to be worth far more than any silly college degree? Let's be honest here, if you received one of these you'd make sure to carry it around with you 24/7 showing anyone who looked in your direction.
Next time anyone tells you that Pokemon is for kids, you show them this. "POKEMON IS REAL!!" - That'll tell them. As fpr the Snorlax use 'An epic beard man attacks with amberlamps', its super effective.
The New York police have been in the news recently for pepper spraying innocent civilians, maybe that's not the case. As public servants it's their duty to help out the public in a time of crisis. It all makes sense now!
This picture features something we all find dear to our hearts, once you see it resting on the bed, looking all becoming and alluring, you too we realise how much your truly do love such things. It brings back to many memories of being young and single.
Mom said she wanted one of those vibrating electric toothbrushes for her birthday, the only problem is they didn't sel them in the kinda shops i usually visit. Hey, at least this one has an inter-changable head!?
It's a real forst world problem solved, youu're not short of money, but you don't fancy buying a car? It's time to get yourself some elite public transport and travel like a BOSS with comfort and security combined. Nice.
Up in the heavens a cosmic ballet unfolds across the blackness of space, stars are born, solar systems die, as creation and destruction intertwine like lovers. But back here on earth, we've got far more important things to do. Fap.
It's spam-like stupidity like this that makes it pretty damn easy to see which of your Facebook friends are idiots. Well, that and the fact that London or Rome aren't 'exactly' countries. Best not mention that :(
Scumbag Steve's got nothing on these guys, the leaders of world. They're total masters when it comes to being major scumbags, they're total pros at it, well two of them are, the others still have a bit to learn.
This is why there are no english superheroes, nothing really happens that the police can't deal with. "I came as quick as I saw the bat sig.....oh, you've got it all sorted then have you. I'll just go shall I?"