So you've just bought yourself a sweet ride. What's your next step? Bucket seats? Furry dice on the mirror? NO! Paint a giant My Little Pony on the door of course. Chick totally dig guys who like My Little Pony.
Cheer up girl because you have some of the biggest jugs in the land, but all you can do is pull that sour duck face like an idiot. Some people are never satisfied regardless of whatever luck fate has dealt them.
Now this is guaranteed to add some life(?) to even the dullest of bowling league matches, just imagine your opponents face when you reach down and stick your fingers in a severed head and attempt to make a strike!?
Something tells me that Kevin isn't exactly the life and soul of the party and might have issues. But who cares about kevin, what about the chick that doesnt like the movie Super Troopers! It's a great movie. Biatch.
Yep, it's official, some people are definitely on a completely different wavelength than the rest of us and what they take for normal everyday activities would send the rest of us running for the hills. It's a very strange planet we live on.
Cats. Don't you just love them, they are those sort of creatures that make the world a better place when you are convinced it isn't. They are there to make you feel better about life....if only you could find them when that moment comes.
He's thinking, "i wonder if they look as good as those leaked photos i saw on the internet". You'd do exactly the same in this situation, you could stare at her from any angle. the red hair is absolute perfection on top of perfection.
Hell, I never go down there unarmed in the first place. Always feels like something is watching your back, you don't have any idea what exactly could be down there but you're not going to take any chances, just in case.
You might think that recreating the iconic helm from Skyrim using only bacon would have been done already. Not so. You might also think that microwaving foil is a bad idea. Who cares when you are BACONBORN! Warning, will not protect knees from arrows.
If you were bored at home and posted an update to your FB account that if you got 300 likes you'd go into school the next day dressed in a dress (boys only) with full make-up, would have the balls to actually do it? Something to ponder.
When it comes to dating the fairer sex i reckon pretty much anyone out there can agree with this sad state of affairs. All that is left to figure out is where exactly you fit into the equation. Just hope you are a cat.
Apparently there's a whale in the picture? I can only see Denise Milani who needs to meet my moby dick. You might think that considering their size, both models are made of plastic and I have it on good authority you would be right.
Now this has to be worth far more than any silly college degree? Let's be honest here, if you received one of these you'd make sure to carry it around with you 24/7 showing anyone who looked in your direction.