This is SO true. Why does this always keep happening to me i wonder, every time i decide not to go to a party it turns out to be the best event of my life...that i missed out of. Again
If you were bored at home and posted an update to your FB account that if you got 300 likes you'd go into school the next day dressed in a dress (boys only) with full make-up, would have the balls to actually do it? Something to ponder.
When it comes to dating the fairer sex i reckon pretty much anyone out there can agree with this sad state of affairs. All that is left to figure out is where exactly you fit into the equation. Just hope you are a cat.
Apparently there's a whale in the picture? I can only see Denise Milani who needs to meet my moby dick. You might think that considering their size, both models are made of plastic and I have it on good authority you would be right.
Have you ever considered for a moment that whatever dangerous situation he's in his cameraman always has a mush harder job. Except i guess when he's drinking his own pee!?
Now this has to be worth far more than any silly college degree? Let's be honest here, if you received one of these you'd make sure to carry it around with you 24/7 showing anyone who looked in your direction.
Work-work-work, who the hell came up with that idea, eh? All work and no play makes it a boring planet to live on. It looks like this guy has the afternoon off work. And a delicious pudding to eat.
Next time anyone tells you that Pokemon is for kids, you show them this. "POKEMON IS REAL!!" - That'll tell them. As fpr the Snorlax use 'An epic beard man attacks with amberlamps', its super effective.
The New York police have been in the news recently for pepper spraying innocent civilians, maybe that's not the case. As public servants it's their duty to help out the public in a time of crisis. It all makes sense now!
When you are a dog there are some things in life you can't bear to be without, whatever the cost. Sometimes a dog just doesn't know when to stop - You have to admire his dedication though.
This picture features something we all find dear to our hearts, once you see it resting on the bed, looking all becoming and alluring, you too we realise how much your truly do love such things. It brings back to many memories of being young and single.
That awkward moment when you take your friends to your German grandma's house and she's just made some cookies. "Aww grandma, they smeel great i can't wait to try.....WTF!?!
Mom said she wanted one of those vibrating electric toothbrushes for her birthday, the only problem is they didn't sel them in the kinda shops i usually visit. Hey, at least this one has an inter-changable head!?
It's a real forst world problem solved, youu're not short of money, but you don't fancy buying a car? It's time to get yourself some elite public transport and travel like a BOSS with comfort and security combined. Nice.
In a sneak-peek at the poster we get to see Buzz go on a journey like never before, it looks as if the space ranger is trying to save the world from a black hole - ""To infinity and.........WTF???"
Up in the heavens a cosmic ballet unfolds across the blackness of space, stars are born, solar systems die, as creation and destruction intertwine like lovers. But back here on earth, we've got far more important things to do. Fap.
It's spam-like stupidity like this that makes it pretty damn easy to see which of your Facebook friends are idiots. Well, that and the fact that London or Rome aren't 'exactly' countries. Best not mention that :(
Scumbag Steve's got nothing on these guys, the leaders of world. They're total masters when it comes to being major scumbags, they're total pros at it, well two of them are, the others still have a bit to learn.
This is why there are no english superheroes, nothing really happens that the police can't deal with. "I came as quick as I saw the bat sig.....oh, you've got it all sorted then have you. I'll just go shall I?"
I guarantee if you saw this pulling up at the lights you couldn't help but stop in your tracks and stare. I even bet those of you who knew exactly what they were looking at would start to drool. Oh, and the girl's not bad either.