Unfortunately for this member of The League of Ginger Gentlemen, a key requirement of being in a Jazz band is soul, and as we all know, Gingers don't have souls. If he was a day-walker he might have had a shot...
C'mon guys, let's make this man famous. Ignore those naysayers who think it takes more than just a 'like' on facebook to make you a bona fide activist, let's smash the system. It's time for revolution.
A courtroom that closely adheres to the rules of a teenage slumber party. Sounds interesting, but in practice it'd be a terrible idea. Especially for the poor guy that gets dared to plead guilty to his charges...
Can you think of anything more romantic that squeezing out a bum cigar whilst staring into the eyes of your partner who is doing likewise? Yeah, i can think of about a million things. Worst architect ever.
If they don't include a scorpion jacket for Mario as DLC for the next Mario Kart game I will be extremely disappointed. I'd also like a cutscene where he stomps out a Goomba in an elevator as well. Make it so, Miyamoto!
Dogs might look cute when they're bounding around on dry land, fetching sticks and bringing you your slippers, but put them in water and they look ferocious! They're still cute, but in a slightly scary way...
You'll need one hell of a toilet brush to clean up after this guy. Here's a tip for you; never let a gargantuan green rage monster use your bathroom. Whatever he does in there is going to be seriously messy.
The easiest way to speak Italian! Simply hold your hand in this position and wave it about a bit and Presto! You'll be speaking fluent nonsense and offending an entire continent's worth or people. Congrats, you racist.
I can't decide whether to cry or laugh until my head hurts. Poor little Billy has led a terrible life up until this point. Time to pwn his ass in Counterstrike and teabag his ragdoll. That'll cheer him up, right?
Some things just feel good. There is no suitable scientific explanation, they just give a sense of immense satisfaction while plastering a ridiculous look on your face. That weird little zap you got from old CRT televisions was one of these things.